• When my followers message me : I'm sorry if this is creepy and we haven't talked before, but I think you're awesome ! God this is weird I'm sorry.
  • When I message them back : SCREAMS AND CRIES INTO YOUR SHIRT GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL I HOPE YOU FIND $20 ON THE GROUND.
Dernière Danse
Indila

Indila - Dernière Danse

bubblexscum:

Actually crying.

bubblexscum:

Actually crying.

cyanine:

my sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

ewylouie:

critical mission failure

Actual conversation I just had with my mother

  • Mum: Did you do the chores I asked you to do?
  • Me: No? When did you tell me to do them?
  • Mum: This morning when you were in bed.
  • Me: What was I doing?
  • Mum: Sleeping.
  • Me: WELL THERE'S THE PROBLEM.